Newsletter for the Rotary Club of Greater Geraldton - Issue No.: 781 Issue Date: 22 Apr, 2024

In his inimitable style Dave elicited a cacophony of guffaws at the expense of all those present including:-

Predictably, fellow bank manager P.P. Kel Wilson, who, sitting in solitary splendour at his candelit table, was first to be skewered.

Board members punished for abandoning Dave with Oscar D’Souza after last week’s board meeting and then Oscar again for his ensuing karaoke exploits. A red wine shower on the same night earned Tim Duggan his fine.

A number of Fiji related fines were levied from multi-titled Hugh Lavery for allegedly parading in town in ladies’ clothing, wearing such huge shirts that it takes a number of seamstresses to complete them and being fattened up to be the main course on the menu for a Fijian feast.

The short floor fines session was as adversarial as ever with Tim Duggan taking reprisals from Lew Hills and Pete Svensson in connection with his red wine shower debacle referred to above.

Raj fining Suki, who after much time spent at an outfitters, finally found a pair of pants big enough to fit, but emerged resplendent from the changing cubicle only to discover they were size 42” ladies’ pants!